7 Tenets of Bonsulation

There is no practical or semantic reasoning to “Bonsulation”. Derived from my adopted stage name, which itself is devoid of literal meaning, I’ve never questioned the phrase’s linguistic implications or bothered developing a set definition. But in the same way we may experience psychic revelation through near death experience, hallucinogenic epiphany, or reading a good book, a sneaking impression as to what “Bonsulation” could be lurks in the back of my mind, like a forgotten errand or the memory of an ex-lover. Before this vision fades, I will distill the nature of “Bonsulation” in seven tenets. While one need not be spiritually inclined to infer the life altering benefits of “Bonsulation”, those with previous experience in tantric yoga or shamanic Quakerism may “get it” faster.

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